Life’s Tough So Get a Fucking Helmet

Bitch, Laugh, and Color Your Stress Away

Life’s throwing punches? Don’t worry—this notebook’s got your back.

The No-BS Notebook for Venting, Humor, and Tough Love is here to handle your rants, frustrations, and WTF moments. Packed with sarcastic headers, brutally honest footers, and cheeky stress-relief coloring pages, this is your space to let it all out without judgment.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Say What You Need to Say: Weekly “Bitch Out Zones” give you room to rant, vent, and let loose—because sometimes you just need to unload.
  • Laugh While You Let It Out: With tough-love one-liners like “Life’s tough, so get a fcking helmet”* and quirky footers, this journal keeps it real (and hilarious).
  • Stress Relief Meets Sass: Colorfully vulgar and unapologetically bold, the stress-relief coloring pages are the perfect way to unwind.
  • Take It Anywhere: At 7×10 inches, this notebook is perfect for your bag, desk, or bedside table—ready whenever life gets messy.

“Life’s tough—get a helmet. Or just get this notebook.”

Perfect For:

  • Anyone who needs a no-nonsense outlet for their thoughts.
  • Fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and tough love.
  • People who love to laugh, color, and blow off steam.

👉 Ready to vent it out? Grab your copy of Life’s Tough So Get a Fcking Helmet today and turn life’s chaos into creativity.